the drama junkie: lives to starts drama. silence makes them restless. must shade, indirect and expose even just to get a rise out of people because everyone’s so damn quiet. usually found talking in the tags or with asterisks, and hosting unpopular opinions anon ask games.
the nostalgic: has aged 25 years since the start of the hiatus. remembers the good times in the fandom, makes long and sappy text posts about everything that dan and phil have accomplished and how much they’ve grown. probably cries a lot.
the supportive fan: is constantly reminding everyone that dan and phil DESERVE THIS BREAK. will fight anons and anyone else who disagrees. can sometimes get passive-aggressive.
the relentless gifmaker: swore that it would be a relief to take a break from giffing for a bit. on day 2 of the hiatus they started a best moments gif series because they were going insane. after two weeks they have probably run out of ideas and can be found begging anyone for gif requests.
the optimist: refuses to mope. sadness? nostalgia? doesn’t know her. the hiatus is a fun time! is constantly gushing about all the exciting things dan and phil have in store for the new year, doesn’t matter they’ve got no clue what those things are. daydreams of radio shows, podcasts and baking videos.
the ghost: one moment is posting and reblogging non-stop, then disappears for days. pops in and out, mostly quiet, comes back in the middle of the night with a random text post about a film they watched or a politician they hate.
the k-poppie: enough said. they tried to resist but they just couldn’t anymore. a moment of silence for another casualty. usually found screaming in caps lock STAN LOONA. probably by now they’ve emigrated to twitter.
the shitposter: can and will shitpost their way through this hiatus. anything is game. they will find a way to make a dan and phil version of every single new meme that comes up even with no new content to use. in case of lack of inspiration, no worries, they can always make beard edits.
the over-thinker: overthinks everything. too much time and no content leads them to think too much about the ins and outs of dan and phil’s lives and careers. will analyze every tweet or instagram story to get an idea of what’s going on with them. anything can be a hint to know what they’re thinking or planning for the future. probably stressed.
the conspiracy-theorist: is probably having more fun than anyone else. knows no middle ground. dan and phil are always either on the verge of breaking up or on the verge of adopting a child. compiles lengthy posts with references and #proof for their theories. very passionate about their ideas, they can probably be found trying to spot a ring on dan’s finger in the background of every new photo.
the veteran: constantly tired, tends to complain about everything, but there’s no heat behind it. has been here for 236568 years. has lived through the age of square hair dan, no-homo howell, dan’s low-rise jeans, has seen the fall of the radio show and the fantastic foursome, has witnessed the v-day video drama, the charlie skies mess, has endured the tatinof content drought, probably there’s a danosaur or phillion t-shirt hidden in some dark corner of their wardrobe. it sure as hell won’t be this hiatus that breaks them.
